There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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A women's opinion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Anti Joke

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