- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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