Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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