Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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boo

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Cancer

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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