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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Twenty-Four

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Yes!

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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