what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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