- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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