- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Black People.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

try slamming a revolving door

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??