- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

knock knock Labrinth come in

baby seal walks into a club

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

An atheist walks into a church

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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