What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

knock knock Labrinth come in

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

baby seal walks into a club

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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