what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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