- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women have the right to vote.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Chicken penis.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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