Why does life suck? Because it does

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Justin Bieber got laid

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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