Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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This is a joke setup.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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