What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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baby seal walks into a club

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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