Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Needless to say,

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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shut up iggy

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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