- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

knock, knock. come in.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

1 + 1 = 3

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Justin Bieber.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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