Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Why did i write this? I was bored

Your biggest fan.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Ron Paul for President!

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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