What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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