doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Catholicism.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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