- Anti Joke

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.