what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

A young baby died.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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