- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

How did the girl die? 25.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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