- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

to get to the other side.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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