you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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black guy graduating high school

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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