what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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vaginas

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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