-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Welcome to die!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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