- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

womens rights

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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