A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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