What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Womens rights.

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Twenty-Four

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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