Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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I have aids

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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