if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Anything involving women..

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leon harney ya pikey

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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