Roey Jegen

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Butt Sex.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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