What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Bob dole

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Whats white and sticky fluff

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

black guy graduating high school

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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