What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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women's rights

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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