Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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