What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Deadly cancer.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Wy did the chicken?

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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ass in my face ? no

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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