While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did katy fall off her bike?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

TOBUSCUS

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

thumb_up thumb_down -7

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

thumb_up thumb_down -7

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops