Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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the asian kid gets an F

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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