- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

a man is running away

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

How much Is a free app on my market?

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

ass in my face ? no

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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