A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

the asian kid gets an F

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Justin Bieber got laid

"knock knock" "Come in"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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