What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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The BCS

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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