What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Woman's rights

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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