What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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