- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

knock knock Come in!!!

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

you are a åsshole :)

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

religion.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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