Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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