- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

whats a dick a dick

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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