Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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womens rights to vote

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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acualy is dolan

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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brandon ya twwat

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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