Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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