Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Grammer is very important

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Mitt Romney.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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