Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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An atheist walks into a church

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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miley cyrus

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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