A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Mark Wilson

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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