A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

A women president

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

wanna hear a joke? no.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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