Women's rights

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your mother

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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