3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Take off your shoes.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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