Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Why did I get raped

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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2 Penises

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Gorden Brown.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Anti Joke

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