A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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