- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Woman's Rights

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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