What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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