donald................duck for president

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

i like turtals and kids

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Hitler

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