- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hello, nice to meet you.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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