- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Give me thumbs up!

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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