What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

thumb_up thumb_down -13

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Penisland

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What'sucks and white Jackson

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Jew! Bless you.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops