- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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