Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Black People.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Anti Joke

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