- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Take this and put it- No.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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