lol a man is drowning

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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I never asked for this.

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Harry Styles

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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