Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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this is not an anti joke

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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modern love

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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speech and debate.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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