- Anti Joke

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian