- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What is long and black The unemployment line

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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