- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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