- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Your mom.

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