What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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