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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Hey Shea

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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