rishi is gay (coventry england)

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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