- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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