GINGER PEOPLE

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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This one sucks!

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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