Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Maturity is a virtue.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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