- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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