What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

knock knock how there me ok come in

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

This is a joke setup.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

raping black women

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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