- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

my shift key is broken1

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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