"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Women have the right to vote.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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