Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

your mum

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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